riceonyourshirt:

now i get this joke
keep-away-reality:

24th of April

spermbanker:

hair is so weird… it’s just lines. and sometimes the lines look good and sometimes the lines look bad… how

shego:

people who laugh so hard at their own jokes that they can’t even finish the joke because they’re laughing so hard are my favorite kind of people

  • Me: oh thats cute
  • *checks price tag*
  • Me: no its not
My eyelids are heavy,
but my thoughts are heavier. Unknown (via stellablu)